So proud to introduce our newest writer, Sad Bones Malone, and his fiery invective that carefully dictates each and every reason why horses are total dicks.
Professor Reggie V on why Markwell is a Man of Jellyfish, and what else we can spend our time discussing.
The Texting Hilary meme is about all Sir Twattingworth has left in this world.
In keeping with our commitment to ruin everything, our list of 5 B-Grade Historical Movies we only hope will be made.
After an extensive spree of Monopoly contests at Sherman Ave headquarters, Ross Packingham offers his list of the five special editions of Monopoly that would never sell.
Manua Hiki-Hiki gets all sentimental and shit with his list of the seven things you miss most about Northwestern.
Ross Packingham on the three facebook atrocities that the elderly regularly commit.
Ross Packingham on the recently rediscovered four nuisances of being home for the holidays.
Manua Hiki-Hiki’s 5 reasons we hate the Republican primaries.
There are five prerequisites for being a college professor. Ideally, the ability to speak English and use a bull whip are two of them.
Part 2 in Ross Packingham’s series explores the Top 5 Historical Figures you’d least want to find at a frat party. And inserts at least one Dickens reference.
Part 1 in a two-part investigative series, Ross Packingham examines the Top 5 Historical Figures you’d most want to find at a frat party.
According to Sir Edward Twattingworth III, there are precisely 10 reasons why Rick Perry’s new campaign ad is the wort thing ever.
10 reasons why if you don’t apply for Sherman Ave, you’re the worst thing in the world since the Exxon Valdez.
Apparently Ross Packingham just doesn’t like Wednesdays. Or diabetics.
Doctor Tattersail’s four greatest sports that, if they existed, would kick ass.
Ross Packingham offers other potential Pokémon quotations Herman Cain could have used while suspending his campaign.
20 people who accomplished far more than me (or you) before they turned 20.
Northwestern is the second-most talked about school in America, behind only Harvard University. Ross Packingham tells us how we can overtake those Ivy League bastards.
Renowned food scientist Eleanor Kinkervoss delves into the five flavours of motherfucker.
Proudly introducing our second new staff member, Manua Hiki-Hiki, with his list of the five things you should never do whilst making out.
You never forget your first time. In Eleanor Kinkervoss’ Sherman Ave debut, the lasciviously libidinous libertine details the 10 things you should appreciate more than you do now.
Need a Halloween costume idea? Don’t turn to Sherman unless you want to offend at least 78% of the people you meet this weekend.
Five reasonable, but heinous nonetheless, alternatives to the Death Penalty.
Ross Packingham’s 5 suggestions to cope with the ball-cremating heat this summer.
Ross Packingham’s painstaking research reveals the Top 5 Worst Celebrity Endorsements of all time.
Some events in American history would have been a hell of a lot better had they been pregamed. Ross and Evander team up to bring you the top 10.
Our Top 9 Historically Inspired Pornos that just never quite made it. Writing 10 would just be so passè.
Evander Jones’ 7 historical movies that, sadly, never came to fruition.
Our list of the Top Ten Most Attractive Cartoon Characters.