Maybe you’re a freshman looking for your first shot at college love, or maybe you’re a McCormick senior looking to kiss a girl for the first time – in either case, it’s difficult finding the right place on campus where you can meet a potential romantic partner. However, in efforts to increase the sad amounts of love and lovin’ on the Northwestern campus, Sherman Ave has put together a guide to which Northwestern locations are love-friendly.
A lot of Chemistry goes on in this building – if you know what I’m saying. Organic Chemistry. You’re not meeting anyone here.
The Norris Center is a great place to relax and grab a cup of coffee or a bite to eat. By yourself. Alone.
I know what you’re thinking: “Of course I’m not going to meet my next boyfriend or girlfriend at any of those places, they’re not intended for things like that. I’ll definitely meet people at frat parties though. That’s where everyone gets weird.”
And you’re right, people do get weird at frat parties, and that weirdness looks like this:
Though there are definitely some non-PG-13 encounters that go on at SPAC, they pretty exclusively tend to be like a theatre major’s future career endeavors: sad one-man shows.
Even if we win, there’s no way you’re scoring.
Still no can do.
Well erm….umm….yeah. There you have it. All of the places at Northwestern you can and cannot meet potential romantic partners at Northwestern. We hope this was….helpful? We’re sorry. God. We’re so sorry. On the bright side, there’s all The Ke– Fuck.