The man below is Rob Whittier.
Not only a beautiful specimen of a man, Rob “Gorgeous as Fuck” Whittier is also hellbent on making this campus as green as possible, no matter how many empty cans of Busch Light he has to recycle with those rippling muscles or carbons he has to neutralize with that stunning smile.
Now, we could have put in the time and effort to write up an article detailing his sexxxy exploits reducing Northwestern’s energy consumption and whatnot, but it was much easier and enjoyable to just meme his ass during our lunch break.
Many thanks to Simba Ng and for the tipoff. Feel free to send all submissions of your own Rob Whittier memes to email@example.com, which shall be promptly displayed on our fancy-shmancy Facebook page.