- Is your dad a mechanic? Because you have a finely tuned body.
- Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are da bomb.
- Is your dad a farmer? Because you have really nice melons.
CATEGORY #2: Your Love Interest’s Occupation
- Did you rent or buy…those wings, you angel?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you have ‘fine’ written all over you.
- Is your name Gilette? Because you look like the best a man can get.
CATEGORY #3: Flattery
- That dress is very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on you, I’d be coming, too.
- Want to know my favorite part of a woman’s body? No joke. The vagina.
- I’d tap that.
- Call me coffee, because I will keep you up all night long.
- Your eyes are the exact same color as my Ferrari. That’s so coincidental.
- My name is Fred Flinstone, because I can sure make your bed rock.
CATEGORY #5: FTW
- Hey, is your refrigerator running? [pause] Because I really want to fuck you.
Now with your newly acquired arsenal of fornication-worthy one-liners, go snag your mate and enjoy a night that started with a borderline misogynistic catchphrase!!